Oh big nasty bugs
I hear you in the woods now;
Seventeen years strong.
You can't fly very well
Can't you learn to stay away;
The cats get free lunch.
You may be harmless
I am creeped out by your sound;
Please stop mocking me.
Posted at 12:11 pm by ChefGrace
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Dear people who IM me who don't even really know me,
Please stop sending instant messages to me,
asking me if I want to chat.
Especially if you are a 14 year-old boy.
Or a Sexxy Chick.
Or pretty much anyone for that matter.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.
Posted at 12:56 pm by ChefGrace
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Wanna make someone's day? Try Nude Messenger.
I'm guessing that this is safe enough for work~
not that you'd be reading blogs there, or anything.
It's too funny to miss.
Whatever I said about posting indecent stuff yesterday
is pretty much out the window now, though.
Enjoy!
ETA~ I've been sitting here for the last few minutes
looking through the site's gallery. LMAO!
There's one called "He who smelt it..."
Bwah!
Posted at 11:00 am by ChefGrace
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Sorry folks, but I'm still not saying what was posted here earlier today, but let's just say that it was something that I hope none of you REALLY want to see. Okay?!
I am still recovering from the weekend, too, so today's content is limited.
This site made me smile today. I hope you do, too.
A few items of note....
ADVANCED WARNING~ This week, Food Friday is V is for Vegetables. Lettuce turnip and pea. [snort]
ANOTHER FRIENDLY REMINDER~ Baby pictures ring a bell? As in find one. Scan it. Email it to me.
LAS VEGAS, ANYONE?
Posted at 11:29 pm by ChefGrace
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Many apologies to anyone who stopped by earlier and saw something that was not intended for this page. The image that had replaced the dancing banana terror alert was only posted here because the site that allowed me to use the banana image irresponsibly changed the image and forced it onto any blogs linked to it. I'm not sure what the deal is with that site, or why anyone would think that was funny, but you can be assured that the Friday Chef will not voluntarily post indecent images, or anything I deem grody, so again~ I'm sorry if you were one of the unlucky few that were here earlier.
Thanks to Green Tuna for catching the image this morning and informing me promptly.
I will be back later with a new terror alert and another entry.
Posted at 11:09 am by ChefGrace
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